Annoying

Ok people. When a store opens at 9:00am, don't walk in at 8:55 and give the employee dirty looks to signify "hurry up, I'm waiting..." If you didn't want to wait, you shouldn't have waltzed in five minutes before I turned on the damn "Open" sign. Why are people so freakin' annoying?!?!?!?! I don't have good customer service before 9am. I don't start getting paid until 9:00. I'll be damned if I'm working for free in this god forsaken place.

Number 1

#1 Denzel Washington

If you know me at all, the number one Hottest Man on the face of the Earth was quite obvious. Not only is he one of the best actors in cinematic history, but in my opinion, the most irresistable man in the world. I want to marry him.

Number 2

#2 Leonardo DiCaprio

There are no words to describe Leo. He is beyond hot. Beyond sexy. As Julie and I said back in the day, "If Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and George Clooney were standing in front of us with their dicks out, we'd still rather watch 'Titanic'." That says it all right there.

Number 3

#3 Paul Walker

Buff body, flawless face, gorgeous smile. Paul Walker is what being hot is all about. He's the total package. Mmmmmmmmm.

Number 4

#4 David Beckham

Holy crap. Do I even need to explain?

Number 5

#5 Terrence Howard

Maybe it's his sultry voice, or perhaps his piercing eyes; whatever it is, Terrence Howard has a natural sexiness about him that is simply undeniable. Exotic and mesmerizing, he embodies both natural talent and good looks, which lands him in my top five.

Number 6

#6 Joshua Jackson

Joshua Jackson, whom I tend to refer to as "Pacey", is not always clean-cut and gorgeous. Joshua Jackson, circa 1999-2001 "Dawson's Creek" is what got him to number six on the list. Boyish charm and good looks mixed with his quick wit and charisma make Pacey Witter my dream man.

Number 7

#7 Will Smith

Not so much the "Fresh Prince" Will Smith, but the "Independence Day" and "Hitch" Will Smith is where it's at. Will's amazing face, impressive physique, and incredible sense of humor land him at number seven.

Number 8

#8 Patrick Dempsey

I first noticed Patrick Dempsey's potential hotness in the wonderful 80's flick, "Can't Buy Me Love". He proves that things do get better with age. He's half the reason I watch "Grey's Anatomy". McDreamy, indeed.

Number 9

#9 Danny Pino

The star of "Cold Case", Danny Pino is so incredibly gorgeous, especially in all those suits he wears. Mmm, mmm, mmm...

Top 10 Hottest Men

Apparently, this is what I do when I'm on Christmas break. I think I'll find myself a hobby....Anyway, this is my list of the Top 10 Hottest Men on the face of the Earth.



#10 George Clooney

Ruggedly handsome, George Clooney is the epitome of class, confidence, and charisma. His smile and sex appeal have landed him the number 10 spot of hottest guys.

Long time, no blog.

I'm bored. I'm watching Law & Order SVU. Finally finished writing the case study report. My back is fucking killing me. Where's work comp when you need it? I need shoes; Ted chewed up my last pair. Ok, I still have 20 pairs, but I never wear any of them. I'm lost without my black heels. Last week of school...finally! Ow. My back is seriously fucked up. Damn tanning beds.